I flew home to Whitby, Ontario for my dad’s 50th birthday this weekend (more to come on that later.) This was the goof I had the unfortunate pleasure of sitting beside on the plane. This guy was the world’s greatest liar. He used the phrase “I represent Western Canada on a certain level” at least a dozen times to describe the reach of his hairstylist empire. He also owns a company that hires all the “bathroom attendants” in every cuso bar in the city. He also won an award for his umpiring prowess when he was 19, and almost chose to pursue his dream at “a specialized umpire college in the states.”
I really hope some of you recognize dude from his deep tats, which are clearly visible under his doubled up v-necks. He also said he was from Victoria, which considering all the previous statements is the only thing I can guarantee is 100% accurate. I sniped this photo while he was sleeping, because it had to be done.
