RAP vs. SWEDEN

kerry:
i have something amazing to tell you
me:
okay
kerry:
remember that creepy gameshow video
me:
yeah
kerry:
of the old guy creeping on the kids
that guy, fergie olver, is my GREAT UNCLE
me:
no way
kerry:
yes
YES WAYT\
me:
pic or it didn't happen
kerry:
he used to be on the blue jays broadcast
theres no pic, ive never met him
my dad heard about the video
from my uncle
and told me about it
WTF
me:
no way
is your family pissed or was he a well-known pervert?
kerry:
my dad doesnt know anything about him being a pervert
he may also be dead, my dad isnt sure
me:
uhhh he is probably most likely dead
kerry:
yeah he would be in his 90s I think
sometihng like that
me:
great uncle is your father's uncle or your grandfather's uncle?
kerry:
my grandma, his sister, died a few years ago
me:
oh then he's your "grand uncle" not "great uncle"
kerry:
really
ive never heard of grand uncle
me:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand-uncle
kerry:
nice geneaology knowledge
me:
12.5% relation
kerry:
i'm 12.5% pervert
I assumed it was more than that
me:
I think you round up to 13 in your case
kerry:
thats true
me:
13% sexpervert