I have food in my house, but it’s never the pop-in-the-microwave variety. I always buy fresh produce, with the intention of eating well. I’m living a lie, and have dominos on speeddial. I knew some weird kids who ate this shit when I was younger. Probably of the ketchup-and-kraft-dinner ilk. I’m pretty fucking hungry, but dare I quickfire myself up what looks like the grossest shit ever?

1:43 am  •  19 January 2010