RAP vs. SWEDEN: Archive

Mar 26th

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“I hope we play Cleveland. I’m going to get Soulja Boy courtside seats and...”

– Fuck athletic demigods, all hail the underdog (via FanHouse)

Mar 20th

“Whether it’s on the ice, in his car, or touring the U.S. capital on a...”

– 24 Hours gets the Ovechkin vs. Segway scoop of the year (SPOILER: he rides a segway!!)

Mar 18th

Mar 15th

DMX on the Presidential Race to XXL Mag (via...

XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.
XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!
XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!
XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?
XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.
XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

Mar 15th

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Wale Ovechkin ft. Pusha T

Mar 14th

Mar 12th

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Mar 11th

Mar 7th

Ian says: 
 did you hear the one about the pswayze death clock?
Ian says: 
 ITS TICKING
cliff tarpey says: 
 yes
cliff tarpey says: 
 another angel leaves us too soon..

Mar 6th