December 2008
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…is way too much fun -especially during the boring nights spent in suburban Ontario the last couple weeks. By far my favourite feature is seeing what Google search strings direct people to this blog. It’s fair to say that this one is the best of December:
“fishermen with soul patches”
which points to this post. Welcome to my blog, ya big weirdo.
Lykke Li - Little Bit feat. Drake and Mickey Factz
“The thing about the prostitute is…”
– My Grandma, telling us the real story why my aunt and her second husband were splitsville circa 1996. Yeah, merry xmas folks.
Don't call it a comeback!
I mean it was against the lowly Clippers (missing Kaman, no less) but the Rapstars played pretty great tonight. I got home from hanging out with my friend Sarah and her super cute little sister just in time to see a couple minutes of garbage time and oggle at the following stat lines:
Chris - 31 pts 7 rebounds 2 blocks (including going 2 for 3 from 3point range ?!)
J.O. - 23 pts 9 rebounds...
“I bet there is a heroine in it”
– My perpetually funny uncle Scott, after I told him that Slumdog was directed by Danny Boyle. Good one!
I watched Slumdog Millionaire with my parents today. I spent the entire movie trying not to vom because I’m so hung over. Didn’t matter though, that was probably the best movie I’ve seen all year. It’s just great. My dad summed it up nicely afterwards: “City of God meets The Usual Suspects” but it’s definitely better than both of those movies. I still feel...
YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT →
I’ve never even heard this song before. Who needs to with such a strong title? The simultaneous brevity and depth of this barb is probably why its my favourite insult to hurl your way; unexpectedly, of course.
Canucks Sign Mats Sundin →
God bless you for being old enough to say that unironically.
davidlook: i dunnno. i think this thing reeks like a messier.
“Like strong gloves to hold a porcupine.”
– Jaromir Jagr on how Mike Keenan could be the one to control Sean Avery.
Sweeter words have ne’er been spoken by such a wordsmith.
New batman castings, what the fuck? →
Holy Shit, this can’t be real:
Eddie Murphy as The Riddler
Rachel Weisz as Catwoman
and Shia Labeouf as Robin
ATTN: Girls on the Internet...
…who sit around writing about powdering your boobs all day: you seem to be set on living out some degrading Mad Men female subordination shit. Stop trying to reverse decades of progress and get some self respect.
To the rest of you, you’re doing it AND looking good.
“[Steve] Williams routinely was fined by the tour for wearing shorts that were...”
– I’m okay with you calling Phil Mickelson a prick, and being terrible at receiving high fives, but this latest transgression is just unforgivable.
“I had a little actor envy when Hugh Jackman got to play Wolverine and I...”
– Keanu, what a goof!
