December 2008
114 posts
Jay-Z feat Santogold - Brooklyn (Go Hard)
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Hockey God Online →
Okay, so if you don’t know who David Frost and Mike Danton are, get familiar dummy. The fucked up part isn’t that this meathead has a website where he labels himself “Hockey’s #1 bad boy controversial figure” or that he timed the launch around his acquittal from charges of group-hockey-sex and underage-finger-bang-sessions.
No the fucked up part is that he has an...
November 2008
95 posts
“Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and I are looking to make another Three Men And A Baby...”
– Holy shit, awesome alert! (via)
“We live on the beach, but the funny thing is some guys in his entourage have a...”
– Dwayne Carter on Dwyane Wade (via)
“no big, but my dad gave me a brew”
– Non-sequitur fbook message from my little cousin Derek.
Goodbye Bluefin
towerofsleep:
This is the last paragraph in the book. Kinda cheap, if you ask me. I was willing to call Blood Meridian a work of genius, but The Road mostly just bothered me.
cameronr:
gnerdy:
“Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in...
It's normal that your tonsils are bigger than your...
ANN COULTER'S MOUTH WIRED SHUT →
New vocabulary:
131313thavenue:
vajaynus.
(via Californication)
I’m pretty sure thats where I first got “broner” from too.
“I really need some pussy tonight!!!!!!!”
– Kanye West after he runs on stage 2 hours late in Germany. (via deleteyourself)
Sexiest Movies Ever (according to Entertainment... →
1. Out of Sight
2. His Girl Friday
3. Mr. + Mrs. Smith
4. Body Heat
5. Bull Durham
6. Don’t Look Now
7. Y Tu Mama Tambien
8. The Last of the Mohicans
9. A Walk on the Moon
10. Before Sunset
Okay sure, I’ll give you Bull Durham because that shit is pure sex appeal. I could watch Crash Davis give Annie Savoy the ol splitfinger any day of the week. But His Girl Friday, what the...
Hardy Boys 100% Truthbombs, From Ian:
The last sketch I made in my sketchbook was a clever design for a bookcase that spells the word “Sleuth” out of all 58 books (digital rendering coming soon) - I drew it last night when I couldn’t sleep because I thought the idea was too good.
The last conversation with my mother regarding my trip home for Xmas was about bringing an extra empty suitcase in order to facilitate...
Further Reading
From the wikipedia article, consider these bitches on my xmas list, SANTA:
Billman, Carol; The Secret Of The Stratemeyer Syndicate
Carpentieri, Tony; Frank & Joe Turn Blue
Carpentieri, Tony & Mular, Paul; Hardy & Hardy Investigations
Connelly, Mark; The Hardy Boys Mysteries, 1927–1979, A Cultural and Literary History
Garis, Roger; My Father Was Uncle Wiggily
Greenwald, Marilyn...
The Hardy Men (2010) →
FUCK ME is nothing sacred?
An updated version of “The Hardy Boys,” “The Hardy Men” would have these perpetual teenagers finally grown up, but up to their old tricks once more.
Anyone who truly knows me, I mean really knows me, knows that The Hardy Boys series was the most important document of my childhood. I own all 58 of the books (including The Detective Handbook,...
“The law of physics states that a body in motion stays in motion,”...”
– Shaq Daddy, getting Newtonian on Rodney Stuckey
(via)
“I’m scared of Stephen Colbert. I’m not alone. My colleagues in Congress,...”
– Rahm Emanuel, President Elect Barack Obama’s Chief of Staff, roasting Stephen Colbert
COLLATERAL RAHM-AGE
(via jillsies)
“I wanna apologize 2 Jared Leto for fronting on him. I read my quote on Perez and...”
– Jesus Kanye, have some fucking backbone. Jordan Catalano can put his sorries in a sack!
(via where else?)
