Golf Jokes Vol. 1: Ian vs. Peter (my...
Ian: Shit, this is a tricky Par 3!
Peter: I tell ya what, I once hit a shot to 18 inches on this hole, and thought I was going to win the hole for sure.
Ian: Wow thats a tight shot
Peter: Then guess what my partner did?
Ian: What?
Peter: He fucking put it inside me!
Ian: Did you at least pay him?
Peter (oblivious to joke): No, but then on the next hole the fucker put it inside me again!
Ian: And you're still friends with him?
Peter (still oblivious): oh yeah, we play all the time
Oct 14th