November 2008
95 posts
“Every year in March I come here to organize the Arnold Classic, which is all...”
– Governor Schwarzenegger in Ohio (via paulscheer)
October 2008
79 posts
Adventures in T9 vol I and II
When typing “S-C-R-E-E-N”, T9 suggests “RAPED” until the final keystroke.
When typing “D-R-U-M”, the second T9 suggestion is inexplicably “3SUM”
holy wow kerry is back on tumblr
98dhsba:
Watchdavidlook:
rachelanastasia : paulscheer: Enjoy…”DON DRAPER’S GUIDE TO PICKING UP WOMEN”— AWESOME
Girls vs. The Internet
Shoutouts to Veronica and Savannah who both really impressed me with their internettery tonight. Congratulations at being the best.
Solution
Ian: What did I miss? Why are they evacuating the gym?
Deren: Hudgens and her crew fucked with the electrical and the scoreboard isn't working.
Ian: What happened in the scholastic decathlon?
Deren: They sabotaged a chemical reaction and it created a toxic gas.
Ian: Oh shit, so now they can make the rehearsal after all??
My roommate (Deren) and I are watching High School Musical (not sure which iternation) and I have a serious bone to pick with the Family Channel: where are the commercials??? How can I put my laundry into the dryer if I have to run the risk that I will miss a song/dance number or integral plot development. Fuck!
30 Rock is Back...
…and its still the funniest.
“No offence to Scranton but we like to think of ourselves as a cosmopolitan...”
– In a change of scenery, The Office plans to be unfunny in Winnipeg next episode. Hey Rob this one’s for you, and only you.
Brandon Crisp, 15, has been missing since Oct. 13... →
Wow. A few amazing points:
“Microsoft Canada, which makes the Xbox video game system, said Friday it was adding $25,000 to the reward for information that leads to Brandon’s whereabouts.”
“Albertan Terry Grant, an expert bush tracker who is featured in the Outdoor Life Network show Mantracker, arrived Friday night to take part in the search.” MANTRACKER, fucking...
charmingmandy:
Hüsker Dü - The Girl Who Lives In...
Hipster XXX →
I’m not sure why I neglected to share this until now, but my good friend Nigel had the foresight to start this website. Yes it has a blog, and yes they are looking for models in the Vancouver area.
And Nigel, if you were wishing for anonymity, don’t worry no one reads this shit anyway.
Dream Pants vs. Current Obama Reblog Philosophy
I want to take a second to share 2 things with my internet friends:
First, I am currently wearing the world’s greatest pants. These pants are what dreams are made of. I was helping my friend Kerry find himself a grown-ass-man jacket (which he found, with my help) at the vintage clothiers downtown, when I stumbled upon the best pants ever. I’ve been wanting a pair just like these for a...
Watchdavidcho:
The UWS Shake Shack walks Josh Ozersky and the Feedbag through every step of the process in making, IMO the best burger in New York, the Shack Burger.
As someone who is a huge lover of griddles, that five layers of chrome looks amazing.
Cosign. This was the best burger meal I ate while visiting last August.
“currently engaged in a stage 3 code orange eye contact cat-and-mouse with...”
– Adam, via fbook chat
“T.O. is an amazing talent but he’s definitely a situation”
– Weezy F on Terrell Owens. Lol @ referring to a person as a “situation”
“I’m going to be the Pope”
– Puffy’s halloween costume, via Vulture
Mrs. O →
chuckmore:
A blog that follows the fashion of Michelle Obama.
(via abbyjean)
“So many attractive indies at the neil young concert… I’m using death...”
– Best texty of the day, from Jerry.
“I went in like a cropduster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine...”
– Gary Fucking Busey
“I’m high and survivor man is eating a turtle!”
– Texty from Jeffbro this guy
“Stephon Marbury watched the final presidential debate in the common room of a...”
– NYMAG
